When Pat told me that this mountain bike event was about 75km long and we were using over a dozen ski lifts I have to admit I thought it would be a piece of cake.  How hard could it be?  As an arrogant roadie I brushed it off as being a punk mountain biker’s interpretation of a ‘challenge’.  I’ve ridden many races over 250km where I had to pedal the whole way.   All we had to do was hop on a bunch of chairlifts and bomb down to the next rest stop, guzzle a beer and a sausage roll, then ride the lift up to the top of the next mountain. Easy.

It started out easy.  It took 5 minutes to cover over 1000m elevation in the téléphérique (a massive gondola).  We made our way across spectacular singletrack ridges, groomed downhill runs and ripping fast fire roads. As soon as we ran out of gravity there was another chairlift waiting for us to grant us another 1000m of easy elevation. Every resort we stopped at hosted a sensational feast of food and drinks to stuff our faces with.  I was in heaven.

As the day drew to a close I was overwhelmed with a total body exhaustion that I was completely unfamiliar with. Even though there was only some pedaling involved, my leg were nearly cramping they were so fatigued.  My back, my arms, my chest were complete jelly.  I couldn’t believe what I was experiencing.  Have you ever heard of arm pump?  It’s horribly painful.  Sure we went hard and were riding on the edge for a total of 87km, but it was almost all downhill.  How could this be possible?

Between Pat and I we descended nearly 6000m, punctured 5 times,  ate 9 baguette sandwiches, a kilo of the best chocolate I’ve ever tasted, 3 litres of Rivella (awesome Swiss drink), multiple sausage rolls and countless other bits and bites.   We didn’t even finish the whole course because the lifts shut down at 6pm and we spent too much time messing around taking photos and stuffing our faces with all the wonderful food provided.

We ended up getting home at 8pm and both crashed harder than after any of the 200+ km road races I’ve done.  It doesn’t make mountain bikers anymore civilized, but I have to give them a bit more credit than I did going into this.  I had the time of my life, was incredibly challenged, and participated in the only event of its kind in the world.  If you ever get a chance, try out the Pass’Portes du Soleil MTB.  I’ve never done anything so amazing on a mountain bike before!

Thank you to BMC for lining up the perfect mountain bikes for us to use for this event.  They started out brand spankin’ new, but they’re well and surely used-goods now.

The route. 13 chair lifts through 6 ski resorts and 9 towns through the French and Swiss Alps

Pat in the workshop setting up the BMC Super Trail's

How good is this???

MTB'rs of all types. Full-on downhillers, cross country nuts, and everything in-between

There were countless groomed bermed runs like this. So fast, so much fun

What's a day of mountain biking without a few battle scars?

If you ever need mountain bike skills coaching, Pat is the man!

Six 'ravitaillement' stops along the way with some of the best spreads of food I've ever laid eyes on

Wacky Euro entertainment at its finest

This dude was seriously intense with his bongos

Have you ever seen a trillion calories all at once? Check out all that cheese

The hills are alive with the sound of music

Berm Heaven!

Over 3500 mountain bikers dotted all over the massive area called Pass'Portes du Soleil

The TdF will be starting and finishing in Morzine on stages 8 and 9. Very cool little town

One of the many awesome singletrack ridges

C'est moi!

C'est moi fixing my 3rd puncture of the day

These guys sure know how to throw a party. When is the last time you had chocolate fondue at a mtb event?

Nothing was keeping this guy from riding his bike today

Paul from BMC was one of the good blokes who took great care of us

The Bike Exposition in Chatel

More singletrack heaven

The last traverse

On the home run

No one was in any real rush to do anything but take in the views

Soaking my limbs in the ice cold glacier water. Arm pump - excruciating...